Womans dictonary

>Yes = No
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>No = Yes
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>Maybe = No
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>I'm sorry = you'll be sorry
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>We need = I want
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>It's your decision = my correct decision should be obvious by now
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>Do what you want = you'll pay for this later
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>We need to talk = I need to complain
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>Sure go ahead = I don't want you to
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>I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron
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>You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
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>This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
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>I want new curtains = carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper
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>I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
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>Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
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>How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to
>hate
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>You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
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>Are you listening to me!? = (Too late my friend, you're dead

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