Wonderful week end

An elderly man walks into a top London Jewelers late Friday afternoon
with a beautiful young woman at his side. He told the jeweler he was
looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked
through his stock and brought out a £5,000 ring and showed it to him.

The old man said, I don't think you understand, I want something very

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought
another ring over.

Here's a stunning ring at only £40,000, the jeweler said.

The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with

The old man seeing this said, We'll take it.

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, by
cheque. I know you need to make sure my cheque is good, so I'll write
it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll
pick the
ring up Monday afternoon, he said.

Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned the old man.

There's no money in that account!

I know, said the old man, but can you imagine the weekend I had?